Marijuana's Entrance into America

Marijuana was brought into this country by the Pilgrims when they sailed in on the "Muff Coaster" in  1937.  The Pilgrims, a sacrilegous  cult of Juggalos originating in Yugoslavia, were Hell bent on overthrowing the government and forcing the nation to live under The Pot Laws.  Under the Pot laws, all citizens of the United States would be required to smoke pot and yodel all day.  President Mr. T could not stand for such blasphemy.  Mr. T and his army of hooligans banshees and freaks took down the Pilgrims with spears and assorted weaponry; in turn forcing them to defecate in their pants and sail back to Yugoslurvich.  Despite a cowardly departure, they did leave several hundred pounds of marijuana and angel dust on Maine's coast.  Maine's notorious "Hispanic Hooker" gang got hold of the drugs and began trafficking.  The drug trade flourished in the once formerly destitute pueblo villages of Maine.